Cough syrup please?

Me : Good afternoon.

CS : Give me cough syrup, good one.

Me : Sir, you have phlegm? or just dry cough?

CS : I got phlegm, cannot hear meh?

Me : Ok, I give u this one, stop your cough and also clear your phlegm.

CS : Let me see first................. Young man, this one make in malaysia oh, can trust or not? I want dry cough medicine, i don't want this one.

Me : Dry cough? ok, take this PHENSEDYL but this one will make you drowsy. (a while said got phlegm, a while said want dry cough, what the.................)

CS : Let me see, make in where one? malaysia oh, mana boleh oh.

Me : No worry uncle, under license of AVENTIS, very big company, not local company.

CS : Things make in malaysia can tipu one.

Me : Erm.............................

CS : Give me the green one.

Me : Green one? Uncle, this one is not for cough.

CS : I read myself........ you see, this one made in Belgium. I took before one, i know this work well for me.

Me : Erm.........................

CS : Ui...... give me discount, normally i got 10% one.

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Conclusion
Products make in malaysia really xxxxxx ? Better don't comment, IXA is watching.
In fact this customer bought CLARITYNE, anthistamine syrup, at the end.

6 comments:

3-Seconder said...

A friend said, in order to counter-attack customers like mentioned in ur entry... maybe if u are daring enough, u can try saying this.

"Things made in malaysia all tipu wan ar? all CANNOT use wan ar? all USELESS wan ar?? Then uncle, u're born in malaysia, buatan malaysia, SO U ALSO CANNOT USE LAH!"

muhahahaha!!!

Ted said...

You didn't give him Diovan 160mg? That one from Switzerland sure very good wan u know..

pharmalogik said...

u should sell cough mixture cap hantu... margin good and effective.. u can get from ted, malaysia distributor and wholesaler for cap HANTU...

ws pang said...

CAP HANTU made in where?
That old uncle made in malaysia cannot use oh, made in 'holland' HEHE suit him.

Ted said...

Oh glad you brough tat up! Cap Hantu not made in this world one...bonus 1+200. You want?

Anonymous said...

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